One Small Step, The New Yorker
"Excerpts from the log of the Russian cosmonaut Fyodor Yurchikhin: April 16--Suni Williams competed in the Boston Marathon on our treadmill. Although she did not win, she said that she enjoyed the "fresh air" and "being outside." NASA is very pleased with us for finally doing something that people on Earth aren't horrified by.
April 19--Today, Suni used the StairMaster to begin climbing Mt. Everest ...."