Are We There Yet?

Kirby: Road trip proves NASA has it wrong, The Salt Lake Tribune

“Last week, I took a road trip to the Oregon coast with six friends. We traveled more than 1,000 miles together in a van and proved that NASA is lying.NASA claims that it can stuff human beings into an expensive International Space Station and spin them around the Earth for months with no ill effects other than those normally associated with a prolonged ride in a clothes dryer. Thanks to our road trip, we now know this is not true. Human beings are not meant to be treated like pressed ham. Not without a lot of drugs and deodorant we’re not.”