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How To Get The Media Off the Air Safety Story

By Keith Cowing
NASA Watch
January 3, 2008

NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses, The Spoof

“We are all psyched up for a big explosion”, said NASA administrator Michael Griffin. “If the asteroid doesn’t hit then the American people will be disappointed. Therefore, we will send a small part of our nuclear arsenal to the red planet so we can see the big Kaboom!”

Editor’s note: Heck – It should work – and ought get the media distracted from the ill-planned air safety plan rollout. After all, Anna Nicole’s death saved NASA from additional bad Lisa Nowak news.

NASA Watch founder, Explorers Club Fellow, ex-NASA, Away Teams, Journalist, Space & Astrobiology, Lapsed climber.