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That NASA Mars Child Slave Colony Is Actually On Europa

By Keith Cowing
NASA Watch
November 9, 2017
That NASA Mars Child Slave Colony Is Actually On Europa

In emails, NASA denies child slave ring on Mars, confirms politician-eating tentacle monster on Europa, Muckrock
“Back in July, (alleged) former Central Intelligence Agency officer and one-time Reform Party presidential nominee Robert David Steele appeared on Alex Jones’ InfoWars to voice a pet canard: he claims that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration had a colony of child slaves on Mars. The Daily Beast reached out to NASA to respond. The agency confirmed with barely concealed irritation that it does not, in fact, have a colony of child slaves on Mars.”
Goofy Mars Conspiracies Part 2 (Update), earlier post (July 2017)
Keith’s note: I was just interviewed by BBC Live at Five about this nonsense. Audio below.

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16 responses to “That NASA Mars Child Slave Colony Is Actually On Europa”

  1. Bernardo Senna says:
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    If there’s a child slave colony on Mars, NASA doesn’t own it because they doesn’t have the means to build and maintaining it. It’s obviously others’ child slave colony. LOL, the funniest part of these conspiracy theories is that what matters is that scientist, media, politicians, authorities are always lying no matter the issue. “NASA didn’t gone to the moon in 1969, but wait, they have gone in 1972 with the soviets to recclaim a 20 kilometer alien spaceship!”.

    • ThomasLMatula says:
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      Yes, this latest release is probably just a cover story to protect the U.S. Navy’s secret space program. Its space carrier battle groups have been protecting the Solar System for decades.

      https://www.dailystar.co.uk

      SECRET SPACE WAR: Shock claim US Navy fighting intergalactic battle with reptile aliens

      “Fleets of Star Wars-style US Navy space fighters have been covertly protecting the human race from reptillian attacks for decades, according to UFO author William Tompkins.”

      “In the new book, Selected by Extraterrestrials, he claims these massive Naval interplanetary craft were created to fend off the invading lizard aliens, who want to enslave the human race.”

      “Eventually, there were eight space carrier battle groups that were built for the US Navy.”

      And bet you though that Starship Troopers was just a science fiction story and not a recruiting film for the Space Navy 🙂

  2. Scott Russell says:
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    …Yeah, but even on Mars NASA still can’t get these damned kids to do the dishes, mow the lawn, or take out the garbage.

  3. fcrary says:
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    My personal favorite was a story the Weekly World News ran in 1977. The headline was something like “Millions line up to watch alien spaceships battle.” It wasn’t obvious until the third or fourth paragraph, but the story was basically factual, and about popularity of the newly-released movie, _Star_Wars_.

  4. Dewey Vanderhoff says:
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    Remember the admonition from 2010 after Jupiter collapsed and ignited as a small star , and the Jovian Moons were bumped up to planet status : ” All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there. ” .

    We were so warned. Don’t mess with the black obselisks.

  5. Bill Housley says:
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    LOL! A media interview is always fun, Keith, even if it is for a trivial absurdity.

  6. Steve Pemberton says:
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    I realize that NASA is desperate to find a mission for SLS but this is just going too far.

    • Tea Monster says:
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      I’m thinking that if they actually sent Trump, Mitch McConnell, Ajit Pai and the rest of his ilk to Europa to feed a tentacle monster, it would be billions well spent. SLS – zero to hero overnight.

      • Steve Pemberton says:
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        So you’re suggesting maybe a tour of the launch pad, then ask them if they would like to see the inside of the capsule?

        • Tea Monster says:
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          Yes. If you put Pence in there with them, you can put a paper sign next to the launch button that says “Critical Launch Button. Do not press”.

  7. Tea Monster says:
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    If you really want to get into some deep conspiracy theories, how about realising that this guy worked for the CIA – for real. The same CIA that advised the President about world affairs.

    Now take a look at how truly messed up the planet is and wonder how his strange take on reality may have influenced that in real life.