On The Lighter Side ….

Court Rejects Russian Astrologer’s Lawsuit Against NASA, Mosnews

“[Russian astrologer Marina] Bai stressed that NASA had altered her horoscope by crashing the spacecraft into the comet. “It is obvious that elements of the comet’s orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope,” she said earlier.”

Customers ‘bought into’ moon property idea, Independent Online

“The Beijing Lunar Village Aeronautics Science and Technology Company managed to sell large swathes of “pristine” lunar property before being shut down, the Xinhua news agency said.”

Editor’s Note: Damn. Just as I was about to finish buying up all the lots at the lunar south pole so I could charge Mike Griffin rent…