Time Magazine's Best Invention of the Year

The Ares I Rocket, Time

"TIME's best invention of the year may send Americans back to the Moon and put the first human on Mars."

Keith's note: Ares 1? There is no Ares 1. What is somewhat comical is that Time seems to think that the rocket that was launched is actually an Ares 1. It is not. Ares 1 only exists on paper and won't exist in reality for years. I guess Time magazine got carried away with all the noise and hype.

What was launched is an Ares 1-X - a one-off test article that differs in substantial ways from the real, production line, Ares 1. Ares 1-X is (was) a rocket cobbled together from pieces of old shuttle hardware, a borrowed avionics system that will not be used on the actual Ares 1, and dummy upper stages - none of which will ever fly again. Indeed, its first - and only - flight resulted in an unexpected upper stage trajectory, a parachute system malfunction, and heavy damage to its launch pad.

Moreover, the Ares 1, as currently designed, would not perform properly due to vibroacoustic and performance issues that have yet to be resolved. Indeed, its prime payload, the Orion space capsule, has had to be shrunk - twice - in both size and crew capacity - because the Ares 1 is incapable of lifting it into space as it was originally designed.

Is a "best invention" something that has yet to even be built, much less fly, one that is years behind schedule and grossly over budget, underpowered such that it cannot do what it was designed to do, with only one partial mockup in existence, half of which is on the bottom of the sea? I don't know - you tell me. Sounds a little counterintuitive.


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I stopped giving credence to Time's "of the year" picks some time ago. The text article says it "can launch human beings to cosmic destinations we'd never considered before." The Ares I itself isn't intended to launch anything beyond LEO, though to be fair, the article does mention a "link up" with hardware launched by Ares V. The worst thing about the article is that it doesn't make it clear that what was launched was not an Ares I, but an Ares I-X.

Clearly TIME doesn't know the difference between a completed invention and one still in progress. Sorta like this year's Nobel Peace Prize I guess.

But Keith, in illustrating why 1-X doesn't clear that bar, you came off too harsh on what it did accomplish. I don't dispute your facts, nor the assertion that this is not ready for prime time, much less awards. But I also agree with NASA's statement that it was a successful experiment.

I wish I could get $400M for my experiments. Sure would buy a lot of knowledge.

What a crock. The largest model rocket ever flown is hardly the greatest invention of 2009.

Keith, that's why you are invited on the various news programs. These reporters don't have a clue. And if they can't figure out what is going on with the space program how can anyone have any confidence on what they report with regards to Congress or the White House? I rarely watch network news anymore.

This is sad although I am sure NASA is not taking too much time and trouble to make any corrections to the story.

How is a rocket like Ares 1 a great invention when it has not yet flown????

Who writes this crap??

Time Magazine needs to fire its science editor since the Ares 1-X booster wasn't even a 5 segment booster.

Maybe Time Magazine should call the Ares 1-X 4 segment booster the best invention of 1981:-)

Marcel F. Williams

I have to say that I like the choice of picture for this article. It makes a nice juxtaposition. I like that diver in the background, too.

Sad commentary on the state of our populist 'journalism'.

All Ares-1x proved was that the regular STS SRB works, Atlas avionics work, SRB parachutes work, boats retrieving this crap from the ocean work, the crawlers made 40 years ago work. As we knew.

What the f'k did these no-doubt hardworking, but perhaps slightly confused Ares-1x folks do for 5 some years and hundreds of millions of dollars?!

Great invention - Not!

As this forum seems of one mind, I most likely wasting my time, but at any rate I’ll give it shot.
Yes, Ares 1-X was cobbled together, as is Direct, SpaceBoosters, any LSP solution, Shuttle derived, etc.
What was the point of Ares 1-X? it proved that the configuration could fly, which was claimed by a few experts that it couldn’t. The experiment proved and disproved a good number of math models, all which can be applied to any future work. Not to mention that the data that it produced that will be under review for months. The vibroaccoustic issues mentioned are also seemingly much less then originally projected based on Ares 1-X and the test fire in Utah, not to mention vibroaccoustic issues are nothing new on any vehicle. Did it matter that it was a 4 segment booster for the test? No, was a 5 segment booster ready to use? No
Danwithaplan, where do you get your data from? 5 years please go back and do a little more research.

No surprise that Time would screw this up. This is, after all, the same Time magazine that just ran a cover story praising the disaster that is the State of California, and proclaiming that following CA's recipe for social/economic disaster would be a good thing for the rest of the country...

The Time list of "best inventions of 2009" also includes the Messenger probe (launched in 2004), teleportation, a video game without a controller, a football team that doesn't punt, a human-powered vending machine, and "the edible racing car". The magazine rather unnecessarily also supplies a list of "worst inventions of 2009".

Just as a shameless FYI and plug, we have a rocket scientist blogging for us who knows a little about the 1-X, he posted a piece on it shortly after the launch if anyone is interested in different take on the rocket:

http://knovelblogs.com/2009/10/craig-rocket-scientist-ben-affleck-ares-1x/

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