Aliens and Space Policy
Nation Demands NASA Stop Holding Press Conferences Until They Discover Some Little Alien Guys, The Onion
“Nobody even cares that there’s some water on Mars; we have water on Earth so you shouldn’t even bother having a stupid press conference unless there’s proof of alien guys with a bunch of eyes or tentacles or something,” said Fort Wayne, IN resident Kyle Schultz, echoing the sentiment of Americans across the country who insisted that NASA stop telling them about new black holes, asteroids, or a type of element on another planet’s surface until they have pictures of orange or purple aliens running around a weird futuristic city. “And none of that microscopic organism crap.”
Hillary Clinton Gives UFO Buffs Hope She Will Open the X-Files, New York Times
“In a radio interview last month, she said, “I want to open the files as much as we can.” Asked if she believed in U.F.O.s, Mrs. Clinton said: “I don’t know. I want to see what the information shows.” But she added, “There’s enough stories out there that I don’t think everybody is just sitting in their kitchen making them up.” When asked about extraterrestrials in an interview with The Conway Daily Sun in New Hampshire last year, Mrs. Clinton promised to “get to the bottom of it.” “I think we may have been” visited already, she said in the interview. “We don’t know for sure.”
Keith’s note: One of these stories is not true.
This must be an attempt to reach out to a segment of the voting public Hillarys’ advisors think are important. One would think she had lots of opportunity to pressure Bill into disclosing those details during the 10 years he was president. Some questions are better left unanswered.
William Ogilvie Bill was President for 10 years?? When was the Constitution changed to allow that?
You got me on that one!
Edit: What is the Onion?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
What!?! The Onion is reporting real news now? 😛
Ah, yet another case where reality is simply reading from The Onion‘s script!
Gotta love ’em, with their shortish fingers firmly on the Pulse of the Nation.
I wonder if Trump were to become president if he will make policy to prohibit NASA from any kind of interacting with space aliens.
mfwright Yes he will make a policy to prohibit any sort of interaction with aliens.
The next day he will deny that he ever made such a policy and he will issue a policy requiring that NASA interact with aliens.
She really will say anything, whether she believes it or not.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Hey, if Trump can pander to the lunatic fringe for votes, then why can’t Hillary?
If we have been visited, and if the government/President knows and has been hiding it, then past Presidents will have been given some reason for not talking about it or else one of them would have by now. Our next President will be given the same reasons and whatever they are they would mean more to a Clinton than a campaign promise.
Also, I find it hard to believe that a Secretary of State would not know about such things if they had happened. So she might be lying about it already.
I am sure I read that President Bill Clinton was visited by aliens, and even endorsed him for president. It was in Weekly World News. So Hillary should be up to speed on that. Here is that irrefutable story:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.p…